Thursday, August 27, 2009

R.I.P. Senator Kennedy

The United States has lost one of its longest serving members, Ted Kennedy. Kennedy passed away on August 25th, 2009.

Our own beloved mayor, "Diamond" Joe Quimby has, at times, been accused of trying to capture the Kennedy mystique in a bottle, as it were. The Quimbys have their own compound that entertains the family when they want to throw their large, garish parties. Mayor Quimby himself is as likely to be seen with a random trollop on his arm as he is with his wife. Think about it, Mayor... there are very few notable Kennedys left!